CHAPTERS

Inspired by the wonderful show “Jane the Virgin”, I have decided to embrace my inner Latina (I’m such a pasty white girl, but I’ve got fire in me!) and break down my story into chapters just like the CW Telenovela! Seriously, you’ll soon discover that I pretty much steal (find inspiration) from television and movies. In my head, I am a cross between Tina Fey and Mindy Kaling with Oprah and Deepak Chopra thrown in. Pale as can be and easily burnt, I’m the enjoyable token white girl at the Ethnic party, just ask the Mexican family who happily adopted me for five months last year. Below are the chapters and their titles. Enjoy!

~Morgy

CHAPTER 1: “BECAUSE I DON’T WANT YOUR LIFESTYLE”